Some funny (and not so funny) jokes on PL

Here are some jokes on programming languages (PL):

• If programming languages were cars...
  http://www.cs.caltech.edu/~mvanier/hacking/rants/cars.html

and here is the not-so-funny one (inspired from above):

• If programming languages were religions...
  http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html
  
  
• it's 'cover note'
  http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions_20.html